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http://www.joe-ks.com/Engrish.htm

This one is my favorite, I've no idea why, but I can't read it without rolling:

In a Belgrade hotel elevator: TO MOVE THE CABIN, PUSH BUTTON FOR WISHING FLOOR. IF THE CABIN SHOULD ENTER MORE PERSONS, EACH ONE SHOULD PRESS A NUMBER OF WISHING FLOOR. DRIVING IS THEN GOING ALPHABETICALLY BY NATIONAL ORDER.

Driving is going alphabetically by national order? How does that work? Does that mean since I'm from the USA I drive to my wishing floor last? AND- how does the elevator KNOW I'm from the USA? Wait- if the elevator is smart enough to know that I'm from the USA then why do I have to be the one to drive? There's something funny going on here... [can you tell how much time I've spent reading and laughing at this one?]
 

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From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOR.
 
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