[lauraleellbp]

http://www.joe-ks.com/Engrish.htm

This one is my favorite, I've no idea why, but I can't read it without rolling:

In a Belgrade hotel elevator: TO MOVE THE CABIN, PUSH BUTTON FOR WISHING FLOOR. IF THE CABIN SHOULD ENTER MORE PERSONS, EACH ONE SHOULD PRESS A NUMBER OF WISHING FLOOR. DRIVING IS THEN GOING ALPHABETICALLY BY NATIONAL ORDER.

Driving is going alphabetically by national order? How does that work? Does that mean since I'm from the USA I drive to my wishing floor last? AND- how does the elevator KNOW I'm from the USA? Wait- if the elevator is smart enough to know that I'm from the USA then why do I have to be the one to drive? There's something funny going on here... [can you tell how much time I've spent reading and laughing at this one?]

 

[CL]

I love engrish! Reminds me of good ole 7th grade haha

 

[lauraleellbp]

From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOR.

 

[CL]

hehe

 

[lauraleellbp]

WHAT is that 2nd one trying for? ROFL

 

[CL]

I have NO idea haha. :hihi:

 

[lauraleellbp]

What would YOU order?

 

[lauraleellbp]

If this is the sign for the Outbound passengers, what on earth did they tell Inbound?

 

[CL]

hahaha.

 

[lauraleellbp]

ROFL

That's like this one:

Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: STOP: DRIVE SIDEWAYS.

 

[lauraleellbp]

Bee puke for sale?

Are we amusing anyone else besides ourselves? :icon_lol:

 

[deleted_user_16]

CL, that one's shopped lol, you can see the color differences

 

[paulrw]

lmfao!



i've been drinking

 

[lauraleellbp]

WHAT are "the articles that disturb common sanitation (including the peculiar smell of effluvium)"????

Are they really forbidding farting? ROFL

 

[Church]

This thread has me and my friend rolling on the floor! Funny stuff.

 

[lauraleellbp]

I want to know what the locals get to do at "the naughty palace" if these are just things the tourists can't do:

 

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[lauraleellbp]

Oh, the many uses of bamboo

 

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