[Dreya]

Do you have any?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten
Ten tickles

 

[Karley]

Hahaha, so good! I don't have any jokes to share, but thank you for this.

 

[evil8]

I'll swim right in with one.

A little fish walks into a bar. The bartender asks the fish "What can I get you?"
The little fish replies (gasping) "Water! I need water!"

 

[Kubla]

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?





........Dam!

 

[Mark Fisher]

If you have any other fish puns, please let minnow.

 

[PlecoNamedMerlin]

Your jokes cant get any betta than this.

 

[FishGod21]

Nice! I cant come up with any jokes at the moment!

 

[evil8]

Fish jokes are one of my gill-ty pleasures.

 

[somewhatshocked]

This is so dumb.

I love it! hahaha

Thank you everyone for doing this.

 

[FishGod21]

I got 1! What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsshhh!

 

[Acro]

This is not exactly a fish joke, but it applies to all of us who've ever waited on a box of live fish or plants to arrive!

 

[fishyfishy101]

I saw a good one years ago that went
Get your kid into the aquarium hobby and theyll never have enough money to buy drugs 🤣

 

[ElleDee]

I saw this on reddit and I still laugh just thinking about it.

The puffer blowing himself up 😂 (Here's the original artist)

 

[Plinkploop]

I saw this on reddit and I still laugh just thinking about it.

The puffer blowing himself up 😂 (Here's the original artist)

This made me laugh way too hard!!

 

[Plinkploop]

Lol

 

[Plinkploop]

Don't know why it glitches n posted twice

 

[somewhatshocked]

Don't know why it glitches n posted twice

Fixed it for ya

 

[Plinkploop]

Fixed it for ya

Thank you so much!!!

 

[Dreya]

Bump

 

[Acro]

These are great, keep posting!