colonoscopies are no joke but this is funny

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fshfanatic

Discussion Starter · Sep 4, 2007

Things to say during your colonoscopie
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of all..

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

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unix2k

· #2 · Sep 4, 2007

LOL man thats funny...

as for me.. I had a Flex Sigmoidoscopy :icon_frow .... using that camera that blows air in the intestines to be able to get in there was not a good feeling.. Feels like you have to fart hardcore everytime he airs in...

James From Cali

· #3 · Sep 4, 2007

I cant stop laughing now.....Something to lighten my mood up today lol...

Mori

· #4 · Sep 4, 2007

Colonoscopies have to be a joke. If you took one seriously, how could you bear it? :flick:

But just once I'd like to see a colonoscopy joke that didn't include the obligatory gay bit. And everyone knows there's no hand in Kermit!!

Burks

· #5 · Sep 4, 2007

It's all fun and games until the doctor replies with something to counter your joke.

James From Cali

· #6 · Sep 4, 2007

Mori said:
But just once I'd like to see a colonoscopy joke that didn't include the obligatory gay bit

Its a very easy thing to slip in lol....I get told worse joke though....thats elementary compared xD

Burks- lol could only imagine:

You:"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
Doc:"No but I find car keys, a cell phone, and..... a squirell"

xD

RoseHawke

· #7 · Sep 4, 2007

As you say, if you don't joke about it how can you stand it? But, I have to stick this in (heh) my sister had to go through surgery, intense chemo, a temporary colostomy and all the heartache and pain all that entails because she DIDN'T have the screening when she hit 50. So . . . to all you people . . . DO IT! If you have a history of this sort of cancer in your family get the screening at 40 or when you are 10 years younger than the age at which the family member(s) was(were) diagnosed.

She's been cancer-free for 2-3 years now, and every time she goes in for a follow-up check-up we keep our fingers crossed.

fredyk

· #8 · Sep 4, 2007

it is great when the doc says "no problems" it's nce to hear that when an uncle had colon cancer and an uncle had protrate cancer. Get check-ups.

Mori

· #9 · Sep 5, 2007

James, you're terrible!

Yeah everyone, get checked up if you're that age and especially with a family history. I am SO looking forwards to that!

fshfanatic

Discussion Starter · #10 · Sep 6, 2007

unix2k said:
LOL man thats funny...

as for me.. I had a Flex Sigmoidoscopy :icon_frow .... using that camera that blows air in the intestines to be able to get in there was not a good feeling.. Feels like you have to fart hardcore everytime he airs in...

They did the same thing (air) when I had my gallbladder removed. I couldn't stop farting for almost a week. Even my dogs wouldnt play with me.

fshfanatic

Discussion Starter · #11 · Sep 6, 2007

James From Cali said:
Its a very easy thing to slip in lol....I get told worse joke though....thats elementary compared xD

Burks- lol could only imagine:

You:"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
Doc:"No but I find car keys, a cell phone, and..... a squirell"

xD

I heard it as:

You:"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
Doc:"No but I did find car keys, a cell phone, and..... James From Cali's hamster"
LOL

tazcrash69

· #12 · Sep 6, 2007

fshfanatic said:
Even my dogs wouldnt play with me.

LMAO!!!!!!

James From Cali

· #13 · Sep 6, 2007

fshfanatic said:
I heard it as:

You:"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
Doc:"No but I did find car keys, a cell phone, and..... James From Cali's hamster"
LOL

Thats why I havent seen him in the last few weeks.....lol

bulrush

· #14 · Sep 7, 2007

The one joke I had to add to the list is:

"Will you please tell my ex-wife that my head really is NOT in there!"

fredyk

· #15 · Sep 7, 2007

bulrush: Very good. that is really funny!

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