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To let Church know he's not alone, I'm going to share my most pathetic break-up.
I was set up with a mother of twins by my stylist. Being the nice guy I was, I thought I'd have an interesting time and not assume anything about her being a single mom. So we met for coffee and had a good time! At the end of the date we made plans for dinner.
I made plans to drive about an hour away to have dinner. I went to get a single daisy and ended up getting a stem with multiple flowers(1 flower = cool, 1 stem = cheap). After that I picked her up.
During the date I ran a red light and was chewed out for attempted homicide of a childs mother. The date went a little better after that and ended up almost worse. Needless to say we didn't make plans for another.
Now it gets stupid, for some reason I changed my mind from being glad to have 'dodged a bullet' to being fascinated with the holes the bullets made in the wall. So, I practically begged her back. Write poetry... all that stupid stuff!!! We agree to be friends and I end up being used by her for the rest of the summer (listen to her relationship problems, help her move and all of that crap.) Then when she found someone else, I felt betrayed and miserable for a long time!
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
I was an idiot and put myself through crap because I wanted it.
This isn't Church's case, but getting over this was hard to do. Telling it was embarrassing. But seeing someone else going through similar cases sometimes helps.
Does anyone else have a story they'd be willing to share?
I was set up with a mother of twins by my stylist. Being the nice guy I was, I thought I'd have an interesting time and not assume anything about her being a single mom. So we met for coffee and had a good time! At the end of the date we made plans for dinner.
I made plans to drive about an hour away to have dinner. I went to get a single daisy and ended up getting a stem with multiple flowers(1 flower = cool, 1 stem = cheap). After that I picked her up.
During the date I ran a red light and was chewed out for attempted homicide of a childs mother. The date went a little better after that and ended up almost worse. Needless to say we didn't make plans for another.
Now it gets stupid, for some reason I changed my mind from being glad to have 'dodged a bullet' to being fascinated with the holes the bullets made in the wall. So, I practically begged her back. Write poetry... all that stupid stuff!!! We agree to be friends and I end up being used by her for the rest of the summer (listen to her relationship problems, help her move and all of that crap.) Then when she found someone else, I felt betrayed and miserable for a long time!
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
I was an idiot and put myself through crap because I wanted it.
This isn't Church's case, but getting over this was hard to do. Telling it was embarrassing. But seeing someone else going through similar cases sometimes helps.
Does anyone else have a story they'd be willing to share?