Me, personally, I LOVE swimming around in my own piss and s***. So much so, in fact, that I've filled my jacuzzi tub at home with my waste and some tap water and I've started bathing in it daily. Don't worry, I added a bunch of aquarium plants, so it's clean! Those plants are filtering EVERYTHING out!! For some reason, my wife still left me, took the kids on account of me not being "mentally fit to parent"...pshh. Got fired from my job too, something about my co-workers complaining about smell...what do they know, anyway?
Edit: Oh cool, this post was my 1,000th! I think I'll go celebrate by bathing in my own filth.