Eheim Pimp

[rumples riot]

I see!!! I must have erred, maybe some little position of innocuous standing will suffice for my meagre talents, pray that I might standing in the scribes role for boot licking and polishing.


all Hail Eheim


Paul (Scribe to the Eheim pimp club)

[Momotaro]

Not at all!

You are a vital cog in our Great Green Machine. Our Dear Secretary is responsible for the development of the laws, by-laws, and in-laws of our organization. Oh, Magnificent Scribe you must keep the list of all those who stand in the way of superior filtration and magnificent design!

Secretary, do not undervalue your position in our "Organization". If I should fall, or meet with an untimely demise, it is you who will guide the gentle hand of our constituency!

Wir sind in unserer Mission vereint

Mike

[rumples riot]

I therefore promise to keep a list of all the usurpers who would besmerk the good name of the mighty Eheim. And I will undertake all the other duties that come with this lofty position.

Eheim Rules

Paul 8)

[George Willms]

Originally Posted by Momotaro

Secretary of All Things Eheim,

I suggest rules of recruitment and engagement be brought up for consultation with the Director and Principal of Recruitment Standards and Practices, Mr. G Willms for his perusal and approvement! Mr. Willms will also stand as Sargent at Arms and Dispensor of Punisment, if he is so willing!

Langes Leben zu allen Eheimers!

Mike

(bold added by me.)

:twisted: :twisted: hehehe....I like this idea I think I'll lock them in my trunk and turn the music up to start with ...... :twisted: :twisted:

[Thooshe]

"HEAD LIKE A HOLE"

George, NIN says it best.

Or in other words; Any one that buys any other filter must have a hole in their head.

[George Willms]

And that is exactly what I'll blast at them in my trunk! :twisted:

[rumples riot]

Momotaro aka Mike is proclaimed El Presidente of the Eheim Pimp Club.George Willms aka George is proclaimed Director and Principal of Recruitment Standards and Practices officer, Sargeant of Arms and Dispensor of Punisment. Rumples riot (me) is proclaimed to be secretary (scribe) for the organisation.

On other matters, we have only one usurper on the list with Raul-7 being the likely candidate, with his heresy. I leave his punishment in the capable hands of George. :twisted:

Any new matters arising from the loyal followers of Eheim should now be tabled before the board.

In your own time go on and on and on.

Paul

All Hail Eheim

[Raul-7]

Hey, where's the rebels when you need them...

[George Willms]

For Raul's punishment we shall make him use fluval models for years while we run one eheim locked in a glass cabinet for him to observe and lust after for it's great design and ease of use.

[Momotaro]

Agreed!

Mike

[wellbiz]

Originally Posted by Raul-7

Hey, where's the rebels when you need them...

I got your back... Filstar the affordable alternative.... You can afford a filter and plants at the same time..... :twisted:

[GDominy]

<tries to keep a straight face>

My Magnum 350 is all the filtration my fish need...

<loses composure and laughs hysterically>

[corigan]

Anti-Eheimers will be banished from the land! Outcasted by those eheim pimps that have tried to change their ways. Futile in all efforts the eheim pimp club decides that all those that own filstars will walk the earth like kane from kung-fu.

Matt

[George Willms]

Originally Posted by GDominy

<tries to keep a straight face>

My Magnum 350 is all the filtration my fish need...

<loses composure and laughs hysterically>

Bahaha Bwahahaaaha

[rumples riot]

Do we have any nominations for new members to join the Eheim Pimps club or is there any activity that needs to be looked at, anyone slighting the mighty name of Eheim?

Paul