o..O not fair, you are going retro on me. It actually looks great, love the wood. Looks like something out of Louisiana's bayos, with the dark, muddy waters reinforcement.
Maybe add patches of emmersed HC/HM/fis/rotala to the wood. This is where you can showcase fine jewellery level of detail, masked by 'hey, I just threw this together' nonchalance.
Seems to be missing hand-written "trespassers will be shot" sign
on the wood. Maybe a baby gator as your Muse.
Blah, friendly challange accepted. The looser gets to drink all of the beer