The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
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