What a wonderful work environment i have. The guy next to me decides to have smelly fish for lunch at his desk. The lady a few feet away frequently takes off her shoes and goes to town with a pumice stone. powder, shavings or whatever just sort of collecting on the desk and carpet.
Thankfully none of this goes on simultaneously. Doesnt it seem like some people have been here way too long...
Well time to take a lunch break, by hook or crook...
"I am Groot", the faithful protector