RWaters - Wasn't planning on CO2. But if it speeds up the HC growth, maybe...
Indeed, Hula Lady Lamp is a classic lamp. I'm a classy guy.
loucas6290 - I snagged those two rocks from a ditch!
TheBigSleep - I'm pumped that you like my paperclip method (and the tomahawk). Take some pics when you do it; it'd be cool to see how it works on other plants.