Well, if it's Glenn's roast, then I've got a confession: I thought for the longest time that his latest avatar was that "special" plant on a piece of poo or something.
Now that I look more closely, the "special" plant is really an aquatic plant and the poo is New Jersey.
Ah, the "Arm pit of the US" aint all that bad once your nose hairs disintegrate. Remember, we have the Sapranos... we have "special places
" for visitors like you.