Step 1) Pour scotch or bourbon.
Step 2) Consume.
Step 3) Evict aquarium tenants and force them into project housing (buckets).
Step 4) Pull plants.
Step 5) Drain aquarium completely.
Step 6) Make Steak-Um sandwich.
Step 7) Take nap.
Step 8) Remove substrate.
Step 9) Repeat steps 1, 2 and 7.
Step 10) Replace substrate, fill aquarium, float plants, move fish back into luxury housing and call it a night.
Step 11) Wake up realizing you did not wash your hands, having eaten said sandwich, now unable to sleep with nightmares of amoebas making Swiss cheese of your brain, decide to properly replant tank.
Step 12) Relish in the 2am feeling of accomplishment.
Step 13) Wake up at noon, realizing you passed out in the basement fish room on the floor, where all of the wolf spiders are in your home.
Step 14) Get paranoid and itchy about spiders.
Step 15) Realize that you are late for work and panic.
Step 16) Arrive at work, only to note that it is Sunday and your day off.
...c'mon, I know someone else can relate to that! :?