A great alternative would be to spend some money on protecting the dangerous five instead of shooting them...
Me, umm...I'd be utterly confused. Make sure everyone in my family never has to worry about money again, donate money to charity, environmental stewardship. Donate to my athletics programs so they stop sucking. Be a philanthropist and get invited to all kinds of black tie events. Expensive lifestyle and all that. Get my own plane and call it "The Pearl Gourami."
It is a proven fact that hunting does more for the animals the giving money to conservation. The animal have a value the money spent in the region brings jobs and promotes the conservation of the land and animals. This is evend in the conservation efforts put forth by hunters to save the Rinos.