I sense ....... non of you really knows ..... really....... Admit it.
You made me
! I was just kidding about all that stuff!
Now, if you'll excuse me I need my coffee enema this morning then I'll need to see my guru to get my chakras realigned and later today a feng shui specialist is coming over to redo the living room and I need to get a refill on my colloidal silver because you can't trust the medical establishment and looking like a smurf from years of dosing the stuff is sexy this year
"You are much better off with no numbers than meaningless ones. The minute you believe numbers uncritically, that is, without understanding how they're calculated and how well they measure whatever they're supposed to measure, you will generate a breed of employee who will produce numbers and not results. Your data-processing system will then serve not to describe reality but to lie about it."
-Micheal S. Montalbano